Events in Allegheny County PA - Cheswick Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh Area)

  A Little Bit of Humor... Groaner Alert!

Bird Lover

     A happily married man had only one complaint, his wife was always nursing sick birds.
     One November evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin, while in the kitchen his wife was comforting a shivering little wren that she found in the snow.
     The furious spouse strode over to where his wife was towering down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these darn..."
     The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-course. "Please Dear," she said, "Not in front of the chilled wren."

This was sent to me in an email by my sister about 10 years ago.
We share it with our visitors - in memory of our mother, Esther,
who loved birds!

Words of Wisdom and Inspiration...

"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip." -- Author Unknown